artifacts

ceramic plate by Marianne Mahoney "I made it in a ceramics class in Portland, Oregon. It was the only thing I ever liked that I made in there, besides some penguins that all got stolen. The project was to create a tribute plate to someone and you beat out Kurt Vonnegut because his hair was too hard to make a stencil of. Some of the black glaze dripped over onto the parts that were supposed to be white so I had to go back and chip it away with a tiny metal pick. When I told my teacher you were a white rapper he thought you were in the Insane Clown Posse. The stencil I used for the picture is now hanging up in my biology class and the plate was only used once, to hold some brownies. I was afraid to wash it after that."

a human baby One fan was so inspired by my baby-boosting (but not anti-choice) anthem 7 Days = 9 Months that he and his partner rushed out and did something personal and then there were three. He has asked that none of them be identified in this post, which I worry might mean that he's become ashamed of his chosen form of tribute and no longer wishes to be associated with the Dangerously brand. Well, that'll teach you to make a baby for rap!

photoshops

Magic Card by Heather MacMichael Heather is my old pal who happens to be the daughter of the legendary Reg MacMichael, owner/operator of Put It On CD, where I get all my short run duplication done. So Heather has been personally responsible for physically manufacturing about a zillion copies of my first three CD albums. Hell, if I'm not mistaken, she dubbed the cassette copies of B.R.E.A.K.! She also, through a circumstance of cosmic coincidence, has briefly dated every single person I have ever met in my life. It's Heather!

illustrations

Painting by Zen And Groove I was sleeping on Timbuktu's sofa in London, Ontario, just after playing a crazy show at Call The Office and just before helping the big man move to Toronto, when I received an e-mail from the author of this painting. I'd had a good show but merch sales were bad and stuff like this is what keeps me going. Somewhere out there, someone thinks my art is cool enough to inspire their art. Click on the picture to see it full size! I recommend using it for a desktop... that's what I'm doing!